Bah, this is a funny thread!
<name> Died trying to find the door and all he found were more graves in the wrong corner.
<name> Just one more room, indeed!
<name> Just wanted to go home.
<name> It's the big green disc thing, in the... nevermind. Howdy neighbor.
Death is the only way home.
<name> decided he didn't want to live in the settlement anymore when this lovely town was here and abandoned. So he moved in. We found him three days later. Rest in Peace.
Here lies our lumbermancer. Useless git, always complaining he needed more wood.
<drawn in blood> Heer lie Techzoo... guy. He no make it bak wit me.
Do not pet the Overlord. He's cranky.
Dragonkind do not make good pets, no matter how much they keep the house warm in an ice age. Just ask Joe here.
Heh, I could have fun doing this for a while, I'll stop now.